“Recommended Readings”

From the First Church of Dana Scully, Scientist

These sacred writings will inspire all Believers, Scoffers, and the Terminally Perplexed

The Book of Scullyation

This lovingly handcrafted booklet reveals the essence that is the Church and its teachings. Postpaid inside the U.S., $6 (US$7.50 for mailing outside the U.S.). Mail cash, check, or money order to our post office box, or send money via Paypal to firstchurchdss@gmail.com

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The Handbook for the Recently Deranged

This longer work will demonstrate not only the basis for our School of Cosmicism, but also your ability to withstand the Truth about the Nature of Reality, such as it is. Only $12.00 ($15.00 outside of U.S.). Worth every penny! Mail cash, check, or money order to our post office box, or send money via Paypal to firstchurchdss@gmail.com

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The First Church of Dana Scully, Scientist Approved Reading List

To those who may be wondering what this is all about, we have a list of books we recommend you read to get up to speed on our philosophy and beliefs. Send $2 via cash, check, or money order to the P.O. Box, or via Paypal to firstchurchdss@gmail.com.