Services will be held on Wednesdays, as appropriate to the God of Scientists, Mercury. The Preacher and his ordained Blasphemers of Reality will preach the Philosophy of Scullyism, the Mystic Truth of the New Ancients, and the Miracle of One Dollar.
The Services will include the Smiting of Idols, the Burning of [REDACTED], the simultaneous Looking For The UFOs and the Stubborn Refusal To Admit They Exist, the Adoration of “Dana,” and the Pelting of the Preacher With Cash.
Mockers, Defilers, and similar Sinners welcome. There is little you can do to make our strange Rites much more mind-bending than they are, but let us know if you think you can!
Yours in “Dana,”
Reverend “X”
